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  • me:hey google what's up
  • google:did you mean the stratosphere?
  • me:that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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Best Mistake

Ariana Grande ft. Big Sean
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valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

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wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

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atomic-glitter:

Anyone who talks about teenage girls like they’re somehow exceptionally annoying and immature has either never met or actively ignores teenage boys and their shenanigans.

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imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

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I swear to god college just had to start off with a class with that one kid that refuses to shut up and literally argues with everything the professor says.

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To all the packs of 8th grade boys

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loveontheroxx:

Beyoncé’s full performance at the 2014 VMA’s

Because some of y’all missed it and/or need ya blessins one mo time

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